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THE CRYSTAL
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PUBLISHED BY THE STUDENTS
OF THE
LEXINGTON HIGH SCHOOL
LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA
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NUMBER ONE
NINETEEN HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX
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Within the covers of this book, the first vol-
ume of “The Crystal,” we, The Staff, have en-
deavored to include the record of this, the last
year spent on the site of the old Ann Smith
Academy.
If this book recalls the memories of the good
times had during the year, as well as the hard
work done, it will to some extent have fulfilled
its purpose — that of compiling a brief record of
the activities of the
Lexington High School
for the year
NINETEEN TWENTY-SIX
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THE ANN SMITH ACADEMY was the “first female seminary of high
grade in the state of Virginia, and supposedly, in the South.” The school
was opened in 1807 under the direction of Miss Ann Smith, but was not
chartered as the “Ann Smith Academy” until 1808. The original lot for the
Academy contained two acres and extended as far as Nelson Street. Later the
lower half of the land was sold to pay debts and make improvements. It may
be interesting to note that all the buildings from “The Corner” to Harper and
Agnor’s, stand on the old Ann Smith grounds. The academy building, com-
pleted in 1809, was three stories high with wings of two stories on each side ; the
whole was of red brick, a very imposing structure for those days.
The branches of study taught at this academy were “reading, writing, arith-
metic, English Grammar, Geography, the use of the Globes, Natural Philosophy,
Chemistry, Astronomy, Belles Lettres, French, instrumental music, painting, and
embroidery”. The number of teachers was three and the attendance ranged from
twenty-five to seventy pupils. There were two sessions of five months each with
two vacations of one month each. No rules were written as the school was run
on the parental basis.
Very little is known of Miss Ann Smith, for whom the school was named,
except that she was “a cultured lady, a born teacher, and a highly successful per-
son in her new position”. She declined to accept any regular salary, but her
hoard and expenses were to be paid by the trustees. The school, however, con-
tinued as a “female seminary” until 1877, when boys were admitted, and from
this time until 1892, the Academy was simply a day school.
In 1903 the building was rented to the public school hoard, and five years
later the trustees offered to convey the property to the town on the condition that
a “suitable” school building be erected by October of that year. For this pur-
pose a bond issue of $20,000' was voted by the citizens of Lexington, and the
present high school building was erected on the academy site. The balance of
the bond, $730, was turned over to the school board on the condition that “two
perpetual scholarships in the Lexington High School, to be known as the Ann
Smith Scholarship, be awarded each year to two meritorious girls attending the
school”.
The classes, that the Seniors leave behind, will also in a short time he saying,
“Farewell” to the historic Ann Smith grounds. In 1925 the lot well known to
students of L. H. S. as “the goat ranch” was turned over to the school and plans
are under consideration for a bigger and better high school building to be erected
there.
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Dedication
To Miss Mary Douglas Richeson, faithful counsellor, inspiring teacher, encouraging-
friend, to whose vision and labors the student publications of Lexington
High School owe their budding and fruition, this book is dedicated.
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HDrOer of OSooks
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I. CLASSES
II. ORGANIZATIONS
III. ATHLETICS
IV. CHATTERBOX
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Harrington Waddell, Principal
Department of Mathematics
Miss EpiE B. Duncan
Department of History
Miss Mary D. Richeson
Department of English and Latin
Mrs. R. M. Irby
Department of Modern Languages
Mrs. H. M. Tardy
Department of General Sciences
Miss Agnes P. Adair
Business Department
"Boaro
Frank T. Glasgow, Chairman
H. S. Campbell
S. M. Dunlap
Edward Steidtman, Jr.
Football, '24 ; Captain Football, ’25 ; Baseball, ’24-’25 ; Presi-
dent Junior Class, '25; President Senior Class, '26; Presi-
dent of Student Body, '26 ; Senior Play, ’26.
"Give me the moonlight, give me the girl,
And leave the rest to me."
Hailing from Wisconsin, “Ed” joined the Class of '26 as a
Sophomore. Frequently, perhaps, his thoughts have wandered
back to his old haunts, yet he has stayed on and made his
mark here.
As an athlete, he has shown great ability, as the mainstay
on the baseball diamond, and as the captain of the football
squad. Moreover, his genius for leadership was recognized
by the student body when they chose him as their president.
In, addition to these honors, Steidtman starred in the class
play.
If you make friends as fast in the future as you have made
them here, “Ed," we are sure of a great success in your chosen
profession, whatever it may be. Many persons, especially
ihose of the fair sex, will miss you, "Big Ed.”
Mildred McCoricle Dunlap
The Echo Staff, '24; Chorus, '26; Secretary Class, '26; Hall
of Fame, '25; The Crystal Staff, '26; Stage Manager Class
Play, '26.
“Hang sorrow !
Care will kill a cat.”
Mildred is one of our big Seniors in more than one sense
of the word. She is a good sport, warm-hearted, and gen-
erous. To say “Mil" is capable is not sufficient, for in addi-
tion to this, she has organizing and executive ability.
She isn’t serious ; O, no ! She has wit, originality, and a
sense of humor — the last of which is always getting her into
trouble (“Cuckoo,” for instance). Mildred’s competent work
as stage director for the class play proved all these things,
and more, true about her. After receiving her much longed-
for diploma in June, this member of our class expects to finish
her education at Hollins.
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Ethel Olivia Ayres
Executive Committee, 23 ; Chorus, 23, '24, '25 ; Senior Play,
'26; Vice-President Woodrow Wilson Literary Society, '26.
“Where there’s a will, there's a way."
Another one of the “sharks” of L. H. S. is leaving us.
Ethel has succeeded so well in her high school career that
everybody — even the faculty who are hard to please — expect
great things of her.
This loyal and studious member of our class showed her
school spirit and dramatic ability by taking, upon a few hours
notice, an important role in the class play, "Come Out ot the
Kitchen.” In the near future Ethel may be found in a school-
room, imparting her knowledge to the youth of the land.
“Mandy,” we wish you the best of luck in teaching, your chosen
profession.
Susanna Randolph Blain
The Echo Staff, '25, ’26; Hall of Fame, '24, ’25, '26; Class
Play, '26 ; Chorus, '25, '26.
“A dancing shape, an image gay
To haunt, to startle, to waylay.”
'Tis said that “precious things come in small packages” —
and this fits “Sue.” Though small, Susanna does big things.
In her junior year, she made herself useful as a member of
The Echo Staff and did her work so well that she was made
School Notes Editor for '26. She proved her histrionic abil-
ity by her excellent interpretation of Araminta in "Come Out
of the Kitchen,” while in the operetta, she shone as a dancing
girl. Last year the election for the Hall of Fame gave “Sue”
the distinction of being the biggest flirt in the school and also
the second prettiest girl. As one of her friends has expressed
it, “Sue’s” three besetting sins are dancing, flirting, and —
“Charlie.” We venture to predict that in the near future she
will overcome the first two, but we can not prophesy as to the
third.
Charles Hyde Davidson
“There wasn’t a minute
When Charlie wasn’t in it.”
No one would ever accuse “Doc” of being a big man, but
fortunately no one can measure a man by his size. To some
he appears tremendously silly, to others he is screamingly
clever, and to the rest he seems slightly insane. He is not
totally unacquainted with work, but when play comes along,
“Doc" is far more in his element and is an, expert in devising
means for enjoying himself.
Since he is a persistent talker, little persuasion was needed
to interest him in the county declamation contest, and as a
winner, he displayed unusual ability.
Charles has a remarkable disposition which makes him easy
to know and very hard to forget. His many friends at L. H.
S. extend to him sincere wishes for his future success and
happiness, and they would suggest that his profession be a.ong
oratorical lines.
Geneva Boggan Firebaugh
Chorus, ’23-’26, Senior Play, ’26.
“The world’s no better if we worry;
Life’s no longer if we hurry.”
“What did you say?” and Geneva listens attentively. Pos-
sibly because of this small streak of inquisitiveness, she has
been successful in her high school career, and always comes
out on top. Don’t, however, get the impression that “Bog-
gan” is a “book worm," for she is far from it. Her pleasing
personality and cheerful smile have won for her a number of
friends. She gets all the fun possible out of life, puts much
into it, and manages to combine work with play. Geneva was
a decided success in the class play, and we cannot help but pre-
dict a bright future for anyone with her ability. May you
reach your goal at Hollins, Geneva !
Louise Graham Gillespie
Ann Smith Scholarship, ’24 ; Executive Committee, ’25 ;
Assistant Editor The Echo, ’26; Associate Editor The Crys-
tal, '26; President Sophomore Class, ’24; President Wood-
row Wilson Literary Society, ’24 ; Chorus, ’24, ’25, ’26 ; Mon-
ogram Club, ’26 ; Advertising Manager Class Play, ’26 ;
Basketball, ’24, ’25.
"Let us be up and doing.”
Louise has one of the best "literary heads” that ever hit L.
H. S. In addition to this, she is all right when it comes to
athletics, having won her monogram in basketball. Every-
body knows and likes Louise. She may have red hair, but
not all red-headed people have bad tempers. At least, Louise
rarely ever shows hers. In fact, she is usually smiling and
when she isn’t, there is something “awful” wrong. When she
graduates, L. H. S. loses a hard worker and a loyal supporter.
Mary Moore Harper
Chorus, ’26; Executive Committee, ’26; The Echo Staff, ’26.
"An ideal girl in every way,
A kind not found on every day.”
"Myra” has been with the class of ’26 ever since its begin-
ning, way back in the first grade. She has always been a dili-
gent, conscientious worker, and it can be truly said of her that
she never tries to “bluff” her way through. In fact, she is an
ideal school girl, unaffected, kind, and lovable. As for her
other admirable qualities — just ask any of the boys.
We may say, Mary Moore is the very best thing that ever
"happened" to the class. The whole school will miss “Myra,”
but sends her on her way with a unanimous "bon voyage.”
Adeline Rachel Lackey
Library Committee, ’26; The Crystal Staff, ’26; Treas-
urer Senior Class, ’26.
“Of gentle manner, unaffected mind,
Lover of peace, and friend of humankind.”
The subject of this sketch has been with us from the first
day we began our school career. When Adeline entered L.
H. S., she knew that she wanted a diploma and didn’t stop
till she got it. As treasurer of the Senior Class, Adeline has
showed great business ability, and, as a member of the library
committee, she proved the fact that she is most dependable.
After all, the power of being able to stick to a thing counts
most in life and Adeline has this power.
It would require too much space to enumerate all your good
qualities, so let us say good-bye Adeline, and bid you God-
speed.
Maude Esther Mankey
Chorus, ’24; Executive Committee, ’22.
“Sweet as the primrose that peeped beneath the thorn.”
Maude joined our ranks in the grammar school and lost no
time in making herself a necessary part of our class. Pos-
sessing a rare charm, modesty, and a quiet, sweet disposition,
she has won, many friends. Maude is a diligent, faithful
worker and has never been known to say “not prepared.” She
has not yet decided what she wishes to do on leaving Lexing-
ton High, but we may be assured that she will find success
wherever she goes.
Your many friends will miss you, Maude, and they join the
whole school in saying “good luck to you.”
Janette Beueah McCormick
President Woodrow Wilson, Literary Society, ’26 ; Chorus,
’24 ; Anne Smith Scholarship, ’23.
“Knowledge comes of learning well retained.”
Janette, one of the hardest working girls at L. H. S., came
to us in her freshman year from a rural school. She quickly
showed us that she was a “shark” whose mission it was to
carry around a string of A’s, and to give aid to less fortunate
fellow students desiring it.
“Miss. Jan, et” has been a thorough student and deserves the
credit and praise so freely given her. To list her good quali-
ties would require more space than we have ; it is sufficient to
say that she is a "girl among girls.” We shall miss her, but
with one accord we wish her success and luck at William and
Mary College — her next venture.
Lynwood Mays Pullen
Football, ’25 ; Baseball, ’26 ; Monogram Club, ’26 ; Senior
Play, ’26.
“We have yet to see him downhearted or pessimistic.”
“Dad” entered the Freshman Class in 1920 an,d remained at
L. H. S. until his junior year. The following session he wan-
dered down to Fishburne Military School, where he was an
excellent student and a popular cadet. In the fall of '25, Pul-
len returned to Lexington High to try for his much desired
“dip.”
As an, athlete, “Dad” has won his laurels, playing end on
the football team of '25. In addition to his athletic ability,
Pullen has genius for acting as was shown by the fact that he
starred in his role of butler in the class play. We regret los-
ing our schoolmate and friend, but in saying good-bye, we
know our loss is V. M. I.’s gain.
Dora Lena Smith
Basketball, ’25; The Echo Staff, ’26; Chorus, ’24, '25, ’26;
Senior Play, ’26.
“Here’s a girl with a heart and a smile
That makes the bubbles of life worth while.”
Who’s that? Why that’s “Smitty," on,e of the few persons
who can smile when the rest of the world is blue. Because
of her unfailing good humor and ability to crack jokes, she
is one of the most popular girls at L. H. S. “D. D.’s” activ-
ities have not, however, been confined to jokes, for she was a
star forward on the varsity basketball team of ’25, and fig-
ured in the Senior Class play as Amanda, handling a difficult
part. She was also one of the principal characters in the op-
eretta, “The Toreadors.”
Those who know Dora Lena find that beneath her smiling
exterior, she has a heart of true gold. As she leaves our
midst, she carries with her the love and good wishes of us all.
Ralph Rader Swope
Baseball, ’25, ’26; Football, ’24, ’25; Basketball, ’26; Mono-
gram Club, ’26 ; Stage Committee Class Play, ’26.
“Let every man mind his own business.”
“Sleepy” is a quiet, likeable person — the “innocent instiga-
tor” of many pranks. Sport claims his attention chiefly, and
he sometimes neglects his school work to participate in ath-
letic events. Ralph has held the honor of being pitcher on
the baseball diamond, halfback on the football field, and for-
ward on the basketball court. His athletic ability was rec-
ognized by the letter men of the school when they elected
him as an executive officer of the Monogram Club. How-
ever, in spite of this interest in, athletics, “Sleepy" finds time
for other phases of school life. As chairman of the stage
committee for the senior play, he proved his liking for the
stage. Sleep on, Swope; we feel assured that some day you
will awake to find yourself anything but sleepy.
Lewis Chapman Thompson
Football, ’2 4-’25 ; Basketball, ’25-’26 ; Monogram Club, ’26;
Business Manager The; Crystal, ’26.
“Men of few words are the best men.”
In the fall of 1921 a hobby-horse galloped up to the school-
house doors, and who should jump off but Lewis Thompson.
Thompson came from Timberidge to continue his education
at our illustrious school. “He is a man and nothing that
concerns a man does he deem a matter of indifference to him-
self.” This year "Tom Cat” was a star on the gridiron, and
in basketball he won the “rep" of being one of the most de-
pendable guards of the season's quint. Characteristic thor-
oughness and seriousness, combined with keen humor, are sure
to bring him success in life. It is with a feeling of regret
that we separate from this able and efficient manager and stead-
fast friend.
Helen Blair Turner
Associate Editor The Echo, ’24, ’25; Associate Editor
The; Crystal, ’26; Class Play, ’26; Chorus, ’24, ’25, ’26.
Behold Helen, the literary light of L. H. S., and you see
a girl who has taken a prominent part in many school ac-
tivities. As a member of The Echo and The; Crystal staffs,
she has contributed much to the success of these publications.
She took the part of “Mrs. Falkener” — a difficult role to in-
terpret— in the class play, and needless to say, she did it well.
Her dramatic ability was again seen in, “The Toreadors” when
she starred as “Juanita.” In '25, Helen won a medal for
writing the best Lincoln essay in the high school.
We feel sure that we shall be proud of, her record in college
and glad to claim her as a member of the class of ’26.
Mary Emerson Turner
Basketball, ’24-’25 ; Chorus, ’25-’26; Library Committee,
’25; The Echo Staff, ’26; Hall of Fame, ’25.
“It is good to be merry and wise.”
No one meeting Mary can fail to be impressed with her good
humor, her honesty of purpose, and her force of character.
She is a scholar, an actress, an athlete, and a leader. As a
scholar, Mary has distinguished herself by having her name
on the honor roll nearly every session. As an actress, she
starred in “Come Out of the Kitchen” in the role of Ouvia.
But watch out for another side ! If there are any pranks
to be played, Mary has a hand in them. If some new plan is
in the air, Mary originated it. If there is any hard task to
be done, Mary tackles it.
Upon her departure, L. H. S. will lose a student whose
place will be hard to fill, and the pupils will lose one of their
best friends.
We expect great things of you, Mary!
Andrew Brockman Varner
Executive Committee, '26; State Committee Class Play, ’26.
“A friend to all who know him.”
“Slim,” as he is known at L. H. S., n,eeds no formal intro-
duction to any of us. He is not prone to talk a great deal,
but he converses enough to let us know he has a supply of
good, hard sense with a touch of humor. Although not an
athlete himself, Andrew has been a true supporter of the Red
and Blue on every possible occasion. Possessed of a “happy-
go-lucky" disposition which attracts friends, and the qualities
which contribute to success, we feel sure that Varner will
make good in the business world. We wish him health,
wealth, and happiness.
William Edgar Waddell
Valedictorian, '26; Senior Play, '26; The Crystal Staff,
'26; The Echo Staff, '24; Chorus, '25-26.
“Youth is wholly experimental.”
And now we come to our friend, “Ned,” the class clown.
He is, what might be called, a “charmer” — we cannot resist
him. His unfailing good humor an,d cheerful disposition have
won for him a host of friends at L. H. S.
We must not forget that Ned is an actor of no mean ability.
As “B-r-i-n-d-l-e-b-u-r-y” in the Senior Class play, he kept
the audience in peals of laughter, and again, in the operetta,
“The Toreadors,” he sustained his reputation as “class clown.”
Keep it up, Ned ; live up to your reputation, of making fun
out of everything. May you ever get out of life what you
put into it — joy!
Manuel Weinberg
Senior Play, '26.
“Pleasure fdls my youthful years ;
Drop study, if it interferes.”
Manuel began his career at L. H. S. in '21, but for some
reason — we can't imagine what — he decided to finish his pre-
college days at Augusta Military Academy. However, after
a term at that well-known institution, Manuel returned to the
old Alma Mater to work for some credits necessary for en-
tering college. As an actor, "Manny” showed his ability in the
class play.
We don't know just what Manuel expects to do after leav-
ing Lexington High, but we have an idea he will always be
on some fair damsel’s trail. Oh well ! even at that, we wish
him success.
Ruby Virginia Whitmore
The Echo Staff, '26; Library Committee, '25; Floor Com-
mittee Senior Play, '26.
“I'll be merry and free,
I’ll be sad for nobody.”
Yes ! ’tis “Rube,” our old friend. She is known as belong-
ing to that exclusive group “The Independents." Possess-
ing a quiet dignity and a fine sense of humor, she has added
a great deal to our class. As typist for The Echo, Ruby dis-
played real skill as well as school spirit ; and, as chairman of
the floor committee for the class play, she showed much ex-
ecutive ability.
To us who know Ruby, she is a “regular girl,” and we wish
her the best of luck wherever she goes and in whatever she
undertakes.
Cora Bell Womeldore
Chorus, '24, '25, '26.
“Quietly she worked away, faithful to each duty.”
“Cora B.” came to us from Miss Sue Tolley’s little red
schoolhouse. At L. H. S. she will be remembered as a con-
scientious student and a loyal friend. Cora has a place in her
heart for all alike, and is ever ready to help a friend in need.
If hard work, honesty of purpose, and uprightness of char-
acter count for anything, Cora’s friends and classmates can
see nothing ahead of her but a successful future. The best
wishes of the whole school go with you, Cora, as you leave
Lexington High.
WHEN WE WERE VERY YOUNG
Miss Preston — Teacher
Willis Whitmore, Jack Proctor, Albert Agnor, Vincen.t Opeia, John Harrison, Andrew Varner,
Frank Durance, Raymond Harrison, Lyle Harris.
Alvey Camdon, Adeline Lackey, Mary Moore Harper, Fay Mateer, Mildred Dunlap, Mary Turner,
Beulah Hayslett, Ruth Dold, Juanita Agnor, Susan Dillon.
Sheilds Ruff, Johnnie Tyree, Charles Davidson, James Baker.
Senior Cla00
OFFICERS:
Edward Steidtman
Mildred Dunlap
.President
Secretary
The History oe the Class of Nineteen Twenty-Six
TO MY lot has fallen the task of writing the history of the Senior Class of
1926, and I must admit it is with pleasure, but with misgivings, that I at-
tempt it.
September, 1922, was a remarkable year in the history of Lexington High
for it was then that the class of 1926 entered the doors of the school. At last
they had attained a coveted goal — high school. How things did hum ! It was
only a short time, however, before this motley crowd of youngsters realized that
their high school career would not he one continuous frolic. With this fact in
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mind, they began their ascent to their desired goal with determination to show
L. H. S., and incidentally the whole world, a few things. Every phase of work,
in which these new members of the student body participated, invariably won ap-
probation from the faculty and their schoolmates. One of their number received
first place for reading in the high school literary contest — a great honor for a
Freshman.
At the beginning of their second year, nearly all of the original class enrollment
reentered school, eager to begin work once more. From the first day it was evi-
dent that these Sophomores were determined to continue their excellent record.
They directed their attention to literary work and again furnished the best reader
in the high school literary contest. This one honor was not sufficient ; they also
supplied the champion declaimer.
In their Junior year, they proved an eye-opener. During Book Week, one
of their number won the contest between the Junior and the Senior Classes for
the best composition on books. Later, another member of the class received the
medal for the Lincoln Essay Contest, participated in by both Seniors and Juniors.
As a fitting climax of their Junior literary record, the whole class took part in a
play entitled “Doubting Castle”, written and presented by its members. But
their honors were not confined to literary lines alone, as two of the hoys won their
letters in both football and baseball, and four of the girls were mainstays for the
basketball team.
Not satisfied with these accomplishments, the class reached the height of its
fame during the 1925-1926 session, not only furnishing seven letter men, but
also supplying active players in all other forms of athletics. The second semester
was marked by two successful theatrical performances, “Come Out of the Kitchen”
by the Senior Class, and “The Toreadors” by the High School Chorus. The
leading roles in the latter were taken by the class o*f '26. In addition to this, the
members of this class have been diligent workers for The Echo and The Crystal,
proved by the fact that a large part of the staff of each publication consisted of
Seniors. Furthermore, two of the class won first places in the County Literary
Contest in reading and public speaking respectively.
As the time approaches for our departure and as we glance backward at the
four years spent here, it seems to us that the troubles have been few and the
pleasures many. We now go forth from L. H. S. with the hope that we may
retain the high ideals we learned to cherish at our Alma Mater.
Louise Gillespie
Ci)e Last Mil ano Cestament of tfte Class of ’2C
CHARLES DAVIDSON, ESQ., a will-be-famous lawyer, draws up this
document in the behalf of the class of '26. This argumentative genius is
thoroughly capable of handling the last will and final testament of the
members of this class.
Clause I
1. To Mr. Waddell, we hereby do bequeath a chain and collar for each and
every boy in the high school. If properly fastened, these leashes should check the
bold advances of the youthful cavaliers.
2. To Mrs. Tardy, we leave a legacy of $100,000,000 for having started each
one of us out aright on our high school career.
3. To Miss Duncan, we sympathetically bequeath an iron cage for Ned Wad-
dell and Charles Davidson.
4. To Miss Richeson, we will a pamphlet of microscopic dimensions, entitled
— “The Advantages of Latin.”
5. To Mrs. Irby, we kindly give a pair of shock absorbers to be worn while
teaching the “hard-boiled” Sophomores.
Clause II
1. To Charles Dillon, we bequeath Susanna R. Blain “to cherish, honor, and
obey.”
2. We, Mildred Dunlap and Geneva Firebaugh, do hereby gladly leave our
P. P. (Pleasing Plumpness) to Kate Lackey and Frances Campbell.
3. We, the Turner sisters, do hereby turn over our intellect to Bernardine
Fox. or anyone else at L. H. S., who needs it badly.
4. I, Louise Gillespie, do generously bestow my red hair upon Emory Lewis.
5. 1, Ed Steidtman, do hereby will, “gratis,” my irresistible qualities to my
natural rival and brother, Carl Steidtman.
6. I, Ruby Whitmore, do leave my sarcastic line to Marie Donald.
7. I, Andrew Varner, do hereby transfer my reputation as a sheik to Homer
Mateer.
8. I, Charles Davidson, do gladly bequeath my knack of making wise cracks
to William Dana Hoyt, Jr.
9. 1, Manuel Weinburg, do hereby will my mathematical mind to Charles
Dillon.
10. I, Ned Waddell, do hereby leave my girlish hands to Percy Tolley.
11. I, Ethel Ayers, do hereby bequeath my histrionic ability to Margaret
Lackey.
12. I, Janette McCormick, do hereby will my string of A’s to Herbert Agnor.
13. I, Ralph Swope, do hereby leave my nickname, “Sleepy”, to Clyde Rad-
ford.
14. I, Cora B. Womeldorf, do hereby bequeath my studious look to “Mutt”
Grey.
15. I, Mary Moore Harper, do hereby will my passion for “Frost” to “Old
King Cole.”
16. I, Susanna Blain, do hereby bequeath my “Uketchum” qualities to Martha
Moore.
Clause; III
1. We, the Seniors, do hereby leave the Juniors our surprising ability at pro-
ducing a creditable performance on the stage.
2. To the Sophomores, we leave our shattered illusions of life.
3. To the Freshmen we leave our Sophistication.
Clause IV
1. To the School Board, we, the Senior Class, do hereby bequeath the plans
for the new high school, drawn on sheep-skin (left over from our “dips”).
2. To our Janitor we leave a transfer to our new institution of hard knocks.
3. To the town of Lexington, we hereby happily and gladly leave our his-
torically famous Ann Smith Academy.
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Alvy Johenning, “Bee” Childress, Clyde Radford, Bolling Seay, Charles Dillon, Theodore Craft.
Carl Ruble, Homer Mateer, Eura Bradley, Florence Womeldorf, Elizabeth Bell, Katherine Lackey,
Frank Smith.
Virginia Mahanes, Ruth Ayres, Marie Donald, Madison, Dunlap, Elbert Agnor, Louise Crawford,
Frances Campbell, Bernardine Fox.
Junior Class
OFFICERS:
Elbert Agnor
Madison Dunlap
President
Secretary-T reasurer
The History oe the Class oe Nineteen Twenty-Seven
ON THE memorable day of September the seventh, 1923, an important ad-
dition was made to Lexington High. This annex is now known as the
Junior Class of L. H. S. These trembling Freshmen were greeted by
the sympathetic eyes of Mrs. Tardy and the blood-thirsty snarls of the Sopho-
mores. The class, however, made itself famous from the very start by its abso-
lute disregard of Freshmen rules. Moreover, it had the distinction of being the
first class to refuse to wear Freshmen caps, or to be hazed in any form. Nervy
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was the Sophomore who attempted to haze “Pinkey,” “Bee,’’ or “Doc,” and it was
largely due to the fatherly attitude which these doughty warriors took towards
the rest of the class that they passed unscathed. These Freshmen entered every
event of the Rockbridge County Literary Contest for that year, and in addition to
this, they had a representative on The Echo staff.
The following year, the class made itself famous in the high school as expert
eraser twirlers. In fact, it was considered a brave act for a student of another
class to enter the room, unaccompanied by Mr. Waddell. As Sophomores, they
also took a prominent part in athletics. They had four letter men in football ; six,
including the captain, in baseball; one in boys’ basketball, and seven in girls’
basketball, counting the captain of the team, Frances Campbell. The Chatterbox
and the Alumni editors of The Echo were chosen from this class. In the school
literary contest, Christine Slusser won first place in recitation. When the Hall of
Fame was elected, Bernardine Fox was voted the best student; Lucius Dillon, the
best looking boy.
Recall the history of the class of '27 as I have told it, then look at it, as it is
to-day. Can these sophisticated Juniors he the same rebellious Freshmen who
entered the school almost three years ago? These once illiterate youngsters are
now, Miss Richeson says, “the star class of L. H. S.” This statement may he
questioned by the other pupils of the school, hut if you ask a Junior, he will an-
swer in the affirmative and probably add some more to' it. Yes, it is undoubtedly
a star class — a class which will always he remembered hv the faculty of L. H. S.
The Juniors are still taking a prominent part in all school activities. They
have been largely responsible for the publishing of The Echo, for ’25-’26 as they
composed one-half of the staff, including the Editor-in-Chief, Frances Campbell,
and the business manager, Charles Dillon. At the Journalistic Conference held
at the Washington and Lee University, L. H. S. was represented by Frances
Campbell and Madison Dunlap. Along athletic lines, they have also starred, with
four letter men on the football squad, three on the basketball, and four on the
baseball. Furthermore, there are two managers and two captains in this class.
A Junior, Bernardine Fox, was chosen at the beginning of the session as stu-
dent librarian ; while in the County Literary Contest, Katharine Lackey in the
preliminaries won first place in recitation, and Charles Dillon first in reading in
the finals. Frank Smith acquired the much coveted bronze medal for writing the
best essay on Lincoln.
But this remarkable group has histrionic as well as literary ability, as is shown
by the fact that the Seniors borrowed three members for their play, “Come Out
of the Kitchen” ; Charles Dillon and Madison Dunlap for character parts, and
“Bee” Childress for assistant stage manager.
This is indeed an enviable record for one class. Of course, all of its members
will grow up to be presidents and other illustrious people. So give three rousing
cheers for the Juniors at L. H. S. May the school halls forever ring with their
praise !
Elise Ewing, Medora Fore, Carrie Johnson, Herbert Agnor, Reginald Fauber, Margaret Higgins,
“Mutt” Gray, Jean, Blain.
Bessie Whitmore, Minnie Moore, Annie Bare, Sadie Bradley, Gladys Logan, Pauline Ayres, Alice
Mackey, Katie Whitmore.
Martha Moore, Helen Tardy, Nancy Shaner, Jim Polk, Jane Gray, Wayne Lee Foltz, Alice Bee-
ton, Mary Landis.
Johnny Tyree, Meredith Turner, Harry Bosse>-man, Malcolm Campbell.
^opijomore Class
OFFICERS:
Jane Gray
Nancy Shaner
The History of the Class of Nineteen Twenty-Eight
IT WAS in the fall of the year 1924, that the class of ’28 entered the Lex-
ington High School. The old saying, “Ignorance is bliss”, was well illus-
trated by the grins which could be seen on the faces of the inexperienced
little Freshmen. Mrs. Tardy, with a motherly air, saw that none of her flock were
tortured by the cruel, hardened Sophomores, who were just longing to get their
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Secretary
hands on a fat little boy or a diminutive, saucy girl. Soon, however, the Freshmen
lost their shyness and were active in both school work and athletics. They took a
prominent place in the literary contests, and also bought curtains for the library.
Four of the boys in the Freshmen Class were on the football squad, three on the
basketball, and five on the baseball. The girls also took part in athletics, contribut-
ing a center to the basketball squad. It was with a changed attitude towards life,
that thirty infantile Freshmen became full-fledged, hard-boiled Sophomores.
Sophomores! Oh, how old and sophisticated they felt! They looked with
scorn upon the new “little Freshmen’’, and wondered if they, grown-up Sopho-
mores, could ever have been quite so insignificant. Of course not. They were
the Sophomores of the Lexington High School. The class was not, however, too
full of itself to take part in school activities. Jean Blain and Meredith Turner
participated in the reading contests, while Billv Hoyt was selected as one of the
best public speakers in the school.
Again, as in the preceding year, the boys took an active part in athletics. In
football, they were represented by three Monogram Men ; in basketball, by two.
In baseball “Billy’’ Hill, Wayne Lee Foltz, “Herb” Agnor, “Johnny” Tyree, and
“Mac” Campbell, the manager of the team, are showing up wrell.
Don’t think, however, that the Sophomores spend all of their time upon ath-
letics. If investigated, it will be found that they are represented in almost every
phase of school life. Carrie Johnston is president of the girls’ Monogram Club;
Martha Moore is the Chatterbox Editor of The Echo, and Nancy Shaner is a
member of the library committee. Wayne Lee Foltz and Meredith Turner took
the parts of two of the leading characters in ‘“The Toreadors”, a musical comedy
given by the Chorus of the Lexington High School.
If there is anything in school life which requires a super abundance of nerve
and daring, a Sophomore is usually called upon, and he always comes up to the
requirements. May the class of ’28 stand out as a model for the future classes
of L. H. S.!
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Virginia Roop, Templeton Fauber, Percy Tolley, Ellis Hostetter, Travis Showalter, Louise Fauber,
Margaret Lackey, Quaye McElory.
Mamie McCormick, Hazel Bradley, Ruby Camden,, Margaret Plickman, Ruth Chittum, Levina Ma-
hanes, Katherine Quisenberry, Helen Tolley, Ruby Parrent, Frances Straub.
Virginia Thomas, Isabel Pullen, Jane Swink, Elizabeth Morris, Frances Dillon, Margaret Moses,
Helen Swink, Katherine Davidson.
Emory Lewis, Willis Mankey, Thomas Corse, Homer Thompson.
jfresbman Class
OFFICERS :
Russell Cum mings President
Margaret Moses Pice-President
The History oe the Class oe Nineteen Twenty-Nine
ONE bright, sunshiny, September morn in the year 1925, thirty-six sad and
tired looking Freshmen plodded slowly towards old L. H. S., thinking of
what was in store for them at this austere building.
“Well, here we are,” remarked one Freshman in a lifeless tone, intending not
so much to convey information, as to emphasize that doleful fact.
“Yes, and with four long years of ‘boning’ ahead of us,” replied another who
was wearily climbing the school steps.
From the first day they looked forward to the coming of Thanksgiving when
they should be released from tbe Freshmen rules. Since they had not learned to
love school as the upper classmen do, they also longed for the Christmas and Easter
holidays, and, most of all, for June 10.
But in spite of their seeming depression, this has proved to be their inira-
bilis annus. In the first place, they formed both an English and a Latin Club.
These organizations furnished money to pay for their group picture in The Crys-
tal and also to buy books for the library. Under the guidance of Mrs. Tardy,
they aided all school movements and made the show, “Brown of Harvard,” a
successful, money-making experiment. Several entertaining plays and feasts, ga-
lore, have added to the joy of being Freshmen.
A number of other interesting things have happened to these youngsters ; in
fact, too many to suit the upper classmen. In this class there are seven members
of the chorus, four of whom took part in the operetta, “The Toreadors.” Tal-
mage Radford and Russell Cummings are their monogram men. With so propi-
tious a start and such fine material, an excellent career in school activities is pre-
dicted for the Class of ’29.
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Mildred Lunsford, Ada Straub, Beatrice Hickman.
Alene Kincaid, Mona Logan, Marie Davis, Nancy Swink, Margaret Powers.
Julia Hill, Frances Richie, Lewis Thompson, Miss Adair, Dorothy Tufts, Evella Williams.
Commercial Department
History of thf Department
WITH the session of 1918, the business course became a part of the regular
curriculum at L. H. S. The installation of this department was made
possible by a legacy of $10,000 left to tbe high school by Mr. A. L.
Koones of this town. The first session of the business course opened with an en-
rollment of thirteen students, and Miss Agnes Adair as instructress. Shorthand,
bookkeeping, typewriting, and commercial arithmetic were the subjects taught.
All of the classes were conducted in one small room, and one class practiced type-
writing, while another took dictation. Of the first year’s enrollment, eight secured
positions. Since the establishment of the commercial department, the class room
has been greatly enlarged, additional typewriters installed, and other improvements
made. This phase of high school work is steadily growing and has become a real
credit to the school. During the seven years of its existence, seventy-eight stu-
dents have graduated from the department, fifty of whom secured positions.
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1925—11. MX £>. Calendar— 1926
School fails to open as all the students go to the County Fair.
The “Academy” closed for the day.
Sept. 26.
L. H. S. seems to be settling down. Pupils have already stopped
taking their books home.
Oct. 31.
Freshmen flogged at Hallowe'en Party. This is the only initiation
they will receive this year.
Nov. 6.
Girls’ basketball team defeats Agnes Scott College alumnae 50-0.
Fair rooters cheer the team to victory.
Nov. 17.
Easter egg roll is given by L. H. S. students for the benefit of the
Woman’s Club. Tea is served afterwards ; guests are requested
to leave by 6 :00 p. m.
Dec. 1.
Only 1,234 pieces of chalk and 15 erasers thrown to-day, accord-
ing to official record.
Dec. 6.
‘Ed” Steidtman gets to school on time. Lightning struck his
room at 4 :00 a. m.
Dec. 18.
Ned, Jim Polk, Malcolm, Jane, and Herbert leave school at 2:00
for the first time this semester. Holiday to-morrow in honor
of the occasion.
Jan. 6.
L. H. S. beats Spiders in thrilling basketball tournament. Score
0-0. High School boys show excellent team work. W. D.
Hoyt, Jr. and W. Gillock star for L. H. S. ; Engleman, for the
Spiders.
Jan. 19.
Students return to school from Christmas holidays. L. H. S.
faculty has Christmas tree laden with gifts for the young
pupils. Hurrah ! Hurrah ! Hurrah !
Feb. 9.
Talmadge Radford wins Lincoln Essay Contest and a prize of
a bottle of Freckle Cream.
Feb. 12.
Holiday — Lincoln’s birthday. The Sophomore and Junior Classes
hike to House Mountain in four cars. Chaperons were picked
up on the way.
Feb. 23.
Students have holiday because yesterday was Birthington’s wash-
day.
March 14.
Notorious “Chewing Gum Ring” publicly reprimanded. Mem-
bers remain obdurate in the privacy of their own class rooms.
March 22.
L. H. S. defeats University of Virginia 210-0. Dunlap and
Steidtman star for Lexington. (Two guesses — who wrote
this ?)
March 24.
Four day holiday begins in honor of the recent death of King
Tut.
April 10.
Bachelors Union met in office. Male and Female Academy Or-
ganized.
April 15.
Mr. Miley and Sam Dunlap form lifelong friendship during the
taking of the class pictures.
April 30.
Miss Richeson petrifies Juniors with weird tales of devils she
“used to know.”
May 1.
What has become of Robert Derbyshire, parlez-vous?
What has become of Robert Derbyshire, parlez-vous?
Robert Derbyshire got the door
For writing notes to Martha Moore.
Hinkey Dinkey, Parlez-vous.
May 7.
What has become of Herbert Agnor, parlez-vous?
What has become of Herbert Agnor, parlez-vous?
Herbert almost got the door
For letting a mouse out on the floor.
Hinkey Dinkey, Parlez-vous !
L. H. S. baseball team defeats “Never Sweats” in thrilling battle.
Childress fans out twice as result of Cumming’s excellent
pitching. Final score 8-5.
May 20.
New fad stars — Cramming parties: reviews for exams served
for refreshments.
May 27.
Exams begin ; few pupils attend school. Severe epidemic of chills
spreads among the students.
June 10.
Commencement — Banquets, sobs, laughter, more speeches, part-
ings, tears — rah, Alma Mater! Rah, College!
Miscellaneous Snapshots
OBrecutiue Committee
Edward Steidtman, President
Andrew Varner, ’26
Mary Moore Harper, ’26
Frances Campbeel, ’27
Elbert Agnor, ’27
Pauline Ayres, ’28
James Polk, ’28
Meredith Turner, ’28
Frances Dillon, ’29
Carl Steidtman, ’29
The Honor System
“Democracy is something deeper than liberty: it is responsibility.”
The honor system of every school depends almost entirely upon the spirit and
the cooperation of each member of the student body. The regulations and the
system of enforcing the rules differ in the various high schools; however, the one
vital point on which everything hinges, is a high sense of honor in the individual.
The rules and regulations of our honor system are contained in the Constitution
of the Lexington High School, which prohibits cheating on tests and examina-
tions, hazing the Freshmen, smoking during school hours, and the use of profane
or abusive language on tbe school grounds.
Each year Lexington High elects a president of the student body, and two
representatives from each of the four years, as an Executive Committee. This
committee has as its duties the enforcement of the honor system and the right to
represent the school before tbe faculty and school board at anytime. Furthermore,
the Executive Committee must regulate the conduct of the Freshmen and must
uphold the faculty in its decisions.
The honor system at L. H. S., is what the students make it. The faculty
does not interfere unless the Executive Committee fails to do its duty. Each stu-
dent is on his honor to report any violation of the honor system to a member of
the Executive Committee. The punishment inflicted by tbe committee is not
what makes the honor system, but it is the codperation of the students. In the
years that have passed, everyone has done his best to maintain a high standard
of honor at L. H. S.
The future of the honor system rests with the students to come.
Ci)c Chorus
The chorus this session has been under the direction of Mrs. Hugh A. White
and Miss Emily Penick. Practice was held every Wednesday afternoon with an
average attendance of thirty students. December 15, the chorus gave a creditable
program at assembly, and early Christmas morning, they went through the resi-
dential streets of the town, singing Christmas carols.
Most of the practice after this time was spent in preparation for the operetta,
“The Toreadors”, which was presented April 24. Taken as a whole, the chorus
has proved a success, and it is to be hoped that such an organization will be possi-
ble next year. Much of its success is due to Mr. Waddell, who took a particular
interest in it.
“Cbe Coreaoors”
The Chorus presented “The Toreadors,” an operetta in two acts by Otis M.
Carrington, in the high school auditorium, April 24.
The setting for the operetta was a garden at Senora Dictorio’s home where
guests were celebrating the birthday of her twin daughters, Benita and Juanita.
Senora Dictorio was ambitious for her daughters, and wished them to marry
toreadors. Benita and Juanita, however, objected because they had “no love for
toreadors,” hut looked with much favor upon Juan and Pablo, two neighboring
farmer boys with whom they had grown up. Needless to say, everything turned
out in favor of these four lovers. The two beggars', Senores Swateo and Whackeo,
with their escapades did more than their part towards making the performance a
success. One of the most amusing instances was their allowing Senora Dictorio
to mistake them for two great toreadors, about whom she had read in the sport
papers. Maria and Dolores (friends of Benita and Juanita) the dancing girls,
and the chorus added to the color and the beauty of ihe scenes by their dances and
songs.
The production was staged under the direction of Mrs. Hugh White and Miss
Emily Penick.
Cast of Characters
Senora Dictorio, a wealthy landowner — Great admirer of Toreadors. .Dora Smith
Benita, Juanita — Her twin daughters Mary Turner and Helen Turner
Juan, Pablo — Admirers of Benita and Juanita Wayne Lee Foltz and
Charles Dillon
Senor Swateo, Senor Whackeo — Beggars masquerading as Toreadors. . . .
Meredith Turner and Ned Waddell
Dolores, Maria — Friends of Benita and Juanita Ada B. Straub and
Dorothy Tufts
Dancing Girls:
Dorothy Gray, Jane Gray, Jean Blain, Susanna Blain,
Jane Swink, Medora Ford
Girls of the Ensemble:
Mary Landis, Virginia Thomas, Martha Moore, Mildred Dunlap, Louise Gillespie,
Elizabeth Morris, Geneva Firebaugh, Mary Moore Harper, Marie Donald,
Elizabeth Bell, Nancy Shaner, Alice Beeton, Isabelle Pullen,
Margaret Lackey
Act I. — Garden at Senora Dictorio’s. — Guests celebrating Benita’s and Juan-
ita’s birthday.
Act II. — Same as Act I.
Musical Numbers
1. Opening Chorus
2. Ho for the Sunny land
3. A Question for My Love...
4. My Hope’s in a Toreador.
5. A Pair of Beggars
6. You're Real Fine Beggars
7. We Know Not
8. Great Is a Toreador
9. When Do We Eat?
10. Finale, Act I
ACT ONE
Chorus and Dancing Girls
Benita, Juanita and Chorus
Benita, Juanita, Juan and Pablo
Senora Dictorio
Two Beggars
Juan, Pablo and Beggars
Benita, Juanita an,d Chorus
Senors Swateo, Whackeo and Chorus
Senors Swateo, Whackeo and Chorus
Benita, Juanita, Dancing Girls and Chorus
ACT TWO
11. Tambourine Song
12. They Laugh at Danger
13. Our Holiday
14. Say You’ll Be True to Me
15. To You I Am Singing My Serenade.
16. It’s Great to Be a Hero
17. Fine, Brave Toreadors
18. We Know Not
19. When Love Is Unkin, d
20. A Pair of Beggars
21. Finale, Act II
Chorus and Dancing Girls
....Senora Dictorio, Swateo, Whackeo, Chorus
Delores and Chorus
Benita
Juan, Pablo, Benita, Juanita
Dolores, Maria, Senors Swateo and Whackeo
Dolores, Maria and Chorus
Benita, Juanita, Juan and Pablo
Benita, Juanita, Juan and Pablo
Senors Swateo and Whackeo
Principals, Dancing Girls and Chorus
Hitirarp Committee
BernardinE Fox Librarian
Nancy Shaner Secretary
Assistants
Adeline Lackey Senior
Katherine Lackey Junior
Medora Ford Sophomore
Frances Dillon Freshman
Cbc Library
At the beginning of the school year, 1925-1926, the above committee was
chosen to assist the student librarian. Their duties are as follows: to help cata-
logue new hooks, to see that all library rules are obeyed, to keep the room attractive,
and to collect overdues.
Throughout the term contributions in the way of books and numerous other
useful articles were made to the library. The Seniors and the Freshmen gave
either books or money, with which to buy them, while the Juniors displayed their
school spirit by making racks and shelves. Miss Ruby Shooke, Mrs. Bernard
Switzer, and Dr. Churchill Gibson, citizens of Lexington, showed their interest
in our school by giving it a number of books.
In addition to these given to the library, many others have been bought with
a part of the proceeds from the Senior play. The following statistics will give
some idea of the number and the character of the new books :
Forty-five fiction.
Two personal narratives of the World War.
Three books of travel and life in foreign countries.
Two books of legends.
“Cyrano cle Bergerac” and two volumes of modern plays.
Two collections of English poetry, one of American, and Masefield’s
“Salt Water Ballads.”
Two books on vocational guidance.
“The Source Book,” a ten volume encyclopedia.
There are now more than one thousand volumes in our library, including such
valuable reference books as the “American Encyclopedia,” “Encyclopedia Britan-
nica.” and “Larned’s History for Ready Reference and Topical Reading.”
Cf)e Cfteatre ©uUO
OF
The Senior Class
Presents
“Conic Out of the Kitchen ”
BY
A. E. Thomas
With the three-act comedy “Come Out of the Kitchen,” the Senior Class
scored a great success at the high school auditorium. March 16. Each member of
the cast handled his part so well that it is impossible to single out any particular one
as the star.
The scene of the play is laid in the mansion of the old, aristocratic, Virginia
family, the Dangerfields. When the story opens, Mr. and Mrs. Dangerfield are
abroad, traveling for Mr. Dangerfield’s health. The four children at home are in
serious financial straits, and there is no one to whom they can appeal. Their only
way of making money is to rent the old place. After a contract, stipulating four
white servants, has been signed, the servants fail to appear. The Dangerfield chil-
dren decide to fill the vacancies until others can be hired. The plot of the play
centers around their blunders, while masquerading as servants.
The leading roles were taken by Mary Turner and Edward Steidtman, who
were supported by an excellent cast. Helen Turner, as Mrs. Falkner, and Emanuel
Weinberg, as Solon Tucker, deserve special mention because of their splendid in-
terpretations of difficult parts. Ethel Ayres, as Mandy, the Southern colored
mammy, and Lynwood Pullen, as Paul the butler, both made a strong appeal to
the audience.
Much of the success of the play was due to Ralph Swope, stage manager, and
Mildred Dunlap, chairman of the properties committee.
Richard Moses, Talmadge Radford, John Straub, Lynwood Pullen, Herbert Agnor.
Alvy Johenning, Elbert Agnor, Russell Cummings, Mr. Campbell (coach), Charles Dillon, Malcolm
Campbell, Louis Thompson.
Madison Dunlap, Clyde Radford, Robert Childress, Ralph Swope, Edward Steidtman, Wayne Lee
Foltz.
Monogram Club
Robert Childress President
Executive Committee
Ralph Swope Clyde Radeord
ROBERT CHILDRESS
Weight, 160; Height 5' 11"; Age, 19
“Bee,” the greatest broken field runner ever developed at L. H. S., was the
terror of the opposing line. Childress was on the starting end of the Childress-
Johenning passing combination, which gained many precious yards for the Red
and Blue. Due to an injury received in the Clifton Eorge scrimmage “Bee” was
unable to play in the last few games. This was his second year on the varsity.
Basketball season found “Bee” again in a stellar role; this time as center of
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the Lexington High quintette. He was high scorer, making half of his team’s
points. Childress has been elected to captain the cagers for 1926-’2 7.
“Bee” served his second year as captain and catcher on the baseball team.
He was one of the heaviest hitters on the team, batting well over 400. 1 1 is fiendish
chasing of foul flies was a feature of all the games
RALPH SWOPE
Weight, 151 ; Height, 5' 10", Age, IS
“Sleepy,” as star interference runner and pass receiver, played a steady, if
not a stellar, game at halfback. He was also famous for his furious tackling.
As our regular forward, “Sleepy” helped L. H. S. win games on the basket-
ball court. Although this was his first year on the quintette, he played a re-
markable game for his alma mater.
On the diamond, “Sleepy” showed up as one of our star moundsmen, hav-
ing pitched his team to numerous victories. He was also a dangerous man with
the stick, laying down many perfect bunts.
CLYDE RADFORD
Weight, 165; Height, 5' 11"; Age, 19
“Doc’s” spectacular performance at fullback made him stand out among his
team mates as a regular “old pile-driver.” When only a yard or two was needed,
the usual cry was, “give it to ‘Doc’ ’’. He still has another year at football.
Playing his second year of high school baseball at the “keystone sack,” “Doc”
proved to be one of the best hitters and fielders on the team.
ELBERT AGNOR
Manager Basketball, ’25-’26
As manager of basketball, Elbert has shown that he has the qualities which
are absolutely necessary for such a job. He is enthusiastic, accurate in his rec-
ords, and willing to follow the team wherever it may be called to play. One thing
particularly in his favor is that he is built on narrow and conservative lines and
took up little space in a crowded car, when the team went on trips. Then, he has
a wonderful tenor voice which he turned loose on the way home from Fishers-
ville Harrisonburg, and other distant places, and thus boosted a defeated or
wearied team. As a result of his good work this year, he has been made manager
for 1926-1927.
HERBERT AGNOR
End
Weight, 140 lbs.; Height, 5' 7.5"; Age, IS
“Herb” is a highly-developed smasher of interference, a fast runner, and a
deadly tackier. He will add much to the line in the coming years.
As running guard, “Herb” is a problem which his opponents cannot solve.
This is his second year at basketball, and he’s still going strong.
MALCOLM CAMPBELL
Manager BasEbagg, ’26
As manager of baseball Malcolm proved to be a diligent and enterprising
worker. “Little Mac” showed up well as a substitute and promises to be one of
the best hunters on the team next spring.
RUSSELL CUMMINGS
Weight, 138; Height, 5' 9"; Age, 16
Although a little light for a terminal position, Russell’s fighting spirit more
than made up for his lack of weight. Ide should reach the apex of his develop-
ment next year.
Cummings, in basketball, showed to advantage die experience lie received last
winter, and played a hard and steady game at forward during the entire season.
With the exception of Childress, Russell was high point man for the cagers.
CHARLES DILLON
Weight, 130 lbs.; Height, 5' 8"; Age, 15
This is Charlie’s second year at basketball, and although not classed as a var-
sity man, he played a better left forward than any other applicant for the posi-
tion. As he was in all the games this season, he should show a marked improve-
ment next year.
In baseball, Charlie is one of the boxmen for the L. H. S. nine; when not
pitching, he plays short stop. His career of the field next season should be “par
excellence.”
MADISON DUNLAP
Weight, 135; Height, 5' 10"; Age, 16
“Sam” was a hard man for opposing guards and tackles to handle ; his spe-
cialty was breaking through the line and smearing the opponent’s plays. He was
elected to the managership of next year’s gridders.
Although this was his first year in basketball, “Sam” played an extra good
game at running guard, when called upon to do so. He gave the forwards on
the opposite team a fit. We are expecting good work from “Sam” next year.
On the diamond, Dunlap held down the initial sack, playing stellar hall
throughout the season. He fielded brilliantly, was a consistent hitter, and ac-
cepted numerous chances with remarkably few errors.
WAYNE LEE FOLTZ
Weight, 130; Height, 5' 8"; Age, 16
Although Foltz never equaled his opponents in weight, he always gave a sat-
isfactory account of himself while pivoting the pig-skin. “Big Foot” was ever
found in the thick of the fray.
Due to illness, Foltz wasn’t so “hot” on the basketball court this winter, hut
he shows signs of developing a keen eve for the basket.
He was one of the leading hitters, as well as a consistent fielder, of the 1926
diamond squad.
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ALVY JOHENNING
Quarterback
Weight, 126 lbs.; Height, 5' 6"; Age, 17
“Pinkey’s” experience and excellent football knowledge make him a quarter-
back who seems to sense the right thing to do at the right time. He is a hard
man to stop around ends, and he also plunges the line well.
“Pinkey,” at the hot corner, played a good game as an infielder. Many of his
hits were of the extra base variety.
RICHARD MOSES
Guard
Weight, 152 lbs.; Height, 5' 9"; Age, 18
“Dick,” playing his first year at football, put up a steady, dependable game
at guard. With the experience gained this year, he should reach the height of his
development next fall.
LYNWOOD PULLEN
Weight, 130; Height, 5' 9.5"; Age, 18
“Dad’s” consistent work at end was a feature of the early games and won
him his well-deserved place on the team. Unfortunately, he was not able to play
his usual game during the latter part of the season on account of a broken rib.
Pullen was also a valuable member of the baseball squad. He was a timely
hitter and his work in both the short field and outer garden was exceptional.
TALMAGE RADFORD
End and Halfback
Weight, 145 lbs.; Height, 5' 8"; Age, 17
“Red” proved himself a football king, by holding down the position of wing-
man last year. At the beginning of the 1925 season, he was moved to the back
field. There he was a “speed king.” When a first down was needed, “Red” could
be depended on to go around the ends.
He was one of the best forward pass interceptors that ever played on the
“Goat ranch.” In the Harrisonburg game, he proved this by intercepting a pass
and racing eighty-five yards before being downed.
“Red,” the batting ace, showed himself a baseball player this year by his fine
pitching and fielding. He won two victories over the county champions, and one
over Fishersville.
EDWARD STEIDTMAN
Weight, 148 lbs. ; Height, 5' 8"; Age, 16
As captain of the 1925 gridiron team, “Ed” was there with the goods for
every play. He showed much improvement over the preceding year, and turned
out to be one of the best tackles L. H. S. has ever had.
“Ed” held down the center field position on the baseball team for the second
straight year. He filled the position well and was a consistent hitter. Unfortu-
nately he was hurt during the Fishersville game, and was unable to finish the
season.
JOHN STRAUB
Guard
Weight, 150 lbs.; Height, 5' 9"; Age, 17
John was reliable, was immune to scratches, and was in the midst of every
play. His chief “stunt” was breaking through the line of scrimmage and tackling
the runner before he got a start.
LEWIS THOMPSON
Tackup
Weight, 150 lbs.; Height, 5' 6"; Age, 19
“Tom Cat” is a tackle worthy of note, a man impervious to injury, a fighter
who never stops until the end.
In basketball, Lewis played his steady game at guard. His loss will be keenly
felt next fall and winter, as he was a star in both football and basketball.
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Ltterarp Societies
Senior Branch of the Woodrow Wilson Literary Society
Officers
Janette McCormick President
Ethel Ayers Vice-President
Geneva Firebaugii Secretary and Treasurer
Junior Branch of the Woodrow Wilson Literary Society
0 [fleers
Dorothy Tufts President
Katherine Lackey Vice-President
Sam Dunlap Secretary and Treasurer
Frank Smith Chairman of Committee for Nezvspaper Reporting
Sophomore English Club
Officers
President
Vice-President
Secretary
Treasurer
Jane Gray
Martha Moore.,
Nancy Siianer. .
Howard Sumpter
Freshman English Club
Officers
Russell Cummings
Margaret Moses
Carl Steidtman
Isabel Pullen
President
. . . Vice-President
Sergcant-at-Arms
Critic
Bernadine Fox, Madison Dunlap, Elbert Agnor, Mary Turner.
Frank Smith, Mary Moore Harper, Dora Smith, Ruby Whitmore, Marie Donald, Martha Moore.
Louise Gillespie, Frances Campbell, Miss Mary D. Richeson, Charles Dillon, Susanna Blain.
Frances Campbell
CliarlES Dillon...
Louise Gillespie....
Mary Turner
Elbert Agnor
Bkrnardine Fox ....
Susanna Blain
Mary Moore Harper
Marie Donald
Martha Moore
Miss Richeson
Frank Smith
Madison Dunlap...,
Dora Smith
Ruby Whitmore....
Cfte (Echo
Editor-in-Chief
Business Manager
EDITORIAL BOARD
Assistant Editor-in-Chief
News Editor
Athletics Editor
Literary Editor
School Notes Editor
Alumni Editor
Exchange Editor
Hunierous Editor
Faculty Advisor
Business Stafe
Assistant Business Manager
Circulation Manager
Typist
Typist
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BUSINESS MANAGE!^
LEWIS THOMPSON
Editor -in- chief-
FRANCES C6MP8E-LL
atuletic editor
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JL POLTZ-
AOI/fPvTlSlN<j MANAGER
MADISON DUNLAP '
CIRCULATION manager
ROBERT CUILORES?
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ADELINE LACK.EV
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ASSOCIATE EDITOR
D&R.NRRUINE FOX..
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LOUISE GILLESPIE — 1 HELEN TURNER
ftenngton School ^ong
i
We live in a great little town !
It has won lots of fame and renown!
For Jackson and Lee
Set a mark we can see,
And the standard will never come down !
Chorus :
For we’re aiming right up at the sky!
And we’ll reach you by and by !
We’ll be true ! we’ll be true !
Thru and thru ! thru and thru !
And wTe shout for the Lexington High!
II
We ask for no favor, or fame!
We count not on riches, or name !
We trust not in luck,
But we’ve got lots of pluck,
And we're bound to stay right in the game
III
The grand Old Dominion wTe praise !
And Rockbridge and old Dixie ways !
The Blue Ridge looks down
On our fair little town,
And wre sing of sw^eet Lexington days !
Ned Waddell, Ralph Swope, Richard Moses, Mr. Campbell (coach), Madison Dunlap, Malcolm
Campbell.
Russell Cummings, Edward Stcidtman, Herbert Agnor, Wayne Lee Foltz, John Straub, Lewis
Thompson, Lynwood Pullen.
Alvy Johenning, Clyde Radford, Robert Childress, Talmadge Radford.
.football, 1925
Edward Steidtman, Captain Wayne Lee Foltz, Manager
Malcolm D. Campbell, Coach
Radford, T
Left End
Cummings. . . .
Right End
Pullen
Left End
Foltz
Center
Thompson
Left Tackle
Johenning
( )uarter Back
Steidtman
Right Tackle
Campbell
Quarter Back
Moses
Left Guard
Swope
Half Back
Straub
Right Guard
Childress
Half Back
Agnor, H
Right End
Radford. C . . .
Full Back
Dunlap
Right End
Waddell, N...
Half Back
RECORD, 1925
L. H. S
31 Buena
Vista
12
L. H. S
0 Clifton Forge
20
L. H. S
0 Virginia State School
for Deaf and Dumb. 0
L. H. S
L. H. S
L. H. S
0 Staunton High. . . .
6 Harrisonburg High
6 Buena Vista
0
25
6
THE 1925 SEASON
Although the “Fighting Goatranchers” of Lexington High faced one of the
hardest schedules in their history, their record for the year is one victory, three
ties, and two defeats.
Opening the season against the Parry McCluer High School of Buena Vista
on October 3, the Red and Blue severely drubbed the Buena Vista boys by a score
of 31-12. The end-running of Childress and the line plunging of C. Radford of
Lexington were the features of the game. The entire Lexington line showed up
well against their heavier opponents.
The Red and Blue were crushed the following Saturday by Clifton Forge
High, 25-0. The first half was hotly contested; neither side was able to score.
In the second half, Lexington, handicapped by the removal of Childress from the
game because of a broken collar bone, was swamped by the Mountaineer offensive
lead by McGuire.
On October 26, the Red and Blue journeyed to Staunton where they played
the Virginia School for the Deaf and Dumb, to a scoreless tie. In the first half,
the ball see-sawed in mid-field, and neither team was able to gain. The second
half started with a rush. Mangrum, star quarter back of the “Dummies,” re-
covered a fumble and raced to the Lexington five-yard line. Lexington held them
for downs and then punted out of danger.
On October 31, L. H. S. opposed Staunton High at Staunton. The game
was played in a sea of mud. The ability of the Lexington boys to intercept for-
ward passes kept their opponents from scoring time after time. Neither team
could gain because of the angle-deep mud, and the contest ended in another score-
less tie.
The following week Lexington engaged Harrisonburg High on their home
grounds. The feature of the game for Lexington was the eighty-yard dash by
T. Radford to the five-yard line, where lie then carried the ball over for Lexing-
ton’s lone touchdown. The Harrisonburg team had a dazzling aerial attack in
Thompson to Nickols — a combination which resulted in three touchdowns. The
all-round playing of Thompson of Harrisonburg was the feature of the game.
The final score was 25-6 in favor of the Harrisonburg boys.
On November 13, the Red and Blue were playing P. M. H. S. for the second
time this season. The Buena Vista boys showed marked improvement over their
former appearance, holding Lexington to a tie of 6-6. The teams employed a
line plunging game which they used to advantage. The final whistle found the
players on both sides trying in vain to score in order to break the tie.
Wayne Lee Foltz, Elbert Agnor, Madison Dun'ap, Charles Dillon.
Ralph Swope, Russell Cummings, Robert Childress, Herbert Agnor, Louis Thompson.
IBaskettiall, 1926
“Bee” Childress, Captain; Elbert Agnor, Manager ; Johnson, Coach
Cummings
Forward
Swope
Childress
Agnor
Guard
Thompson
Substitutes
Du Ion
Eoltz
Dunlap
RECORD, 1926
L. H.
S
11
Buchanan High
10
E. H.
S
13
Alumni
12
E. H.
S
6
Staunton
37
E. H.
S
01
V. S. D
19
E. H.
S
13
f'ishersville
24
E. H.
s
21
V. S. D
44
E. H.
s
19
Staunton High
29
E. H.
s
19
Fishersville
24
L. H.
s
9
Lexington A. C
21
4S
THE 1926 SEASON
The 1926 basketball season was the fourth year in the history of basketball
at Lexington High. Despite the fact that the team lost five letter men, the sea-
son as a whole was a successful one.
The Red and Blue started with a victory over Buchanan High. With the
score tied and one minute to play, Cummings, one of Lexington’s forwards,
dropped a neat foul, thus making the winning point.
Christmas holidays found them playing against L. H. S. alumni.
Staunton High was next encountered in the “Y" at Staunton, Virginia. Ow-
ing to the good shooting of Haines, Staunton High was too much for L. H. S.,
and when the whistle blew, the latter was on the short end of the score.
Following the Staunton game, Lexington High met the V. S. D. of Staun-
ton in the V. M. I. gymnasium. After a hard battle, L. H. S. emerged victo-
rious, 22-19.
An invasion by Fishersville followed the V. S. D. game. Although the local
quintette played well, they were losers by a score of 24-13.
In the next game L. H. S. was defeated by the V. S. D. “Dummies.”
'Pile following week Staunton High was engaged here, where they defeated
L. H. S. 29-19.
For a second time this season L. II. S. met defeat from Fishersville. At the
end of the game, the score was tied. In the succeeding extra periods, Fishers-
ville put the game on ice, winning 24-19.
L. H. S. brought their season to a close by a game with the fast Lexington
A. C.’s. The playing of Captain Young of the A. C.’s was the feature of the
game. They were victors by a score of 21-9.
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Johnny Tyree, Edward Steidtman, Mr. Campbell (coach), Herbert Agnor, Carl Ruble.
Alvy Johenning, Madison Dunlap, Clyde Radford, Robert Childress, Malcolm Campbell, Talmadge
Radford.
Ralph Swope, Charles Dillon, Billy Hill, Russell Cummings, Wayne Dee Foltz.
TBasetmll, 1926
Robert Childress, Captain; Malcolm Campbell, Jr., Manager;
M. D. Campbell, Coarh
Childress
Catcher
Johenning
Third Base
Swope . .
Campbell
Shortstop
Dillon . .
Radford, 4'
I^eft Field
Radford,
T.
Pitcher
Steidtman
Center Field
Dunlap .
First Base
Foltz
Right Field
Radford,
C.
Second Base
Scrubs
Cummings H. Agnor
Ruble Tyree
Hill
1
BASEBALL SCHEDULE. 1926
L. H. S.
2 Greenville High
11
L. H. S.
14 Natural Bridge High
... 5
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L. H.
S
13
Brownsburg High
1
L. H.
S
14
Greenville High
9
L. Id.
S
14
Natural Bridge High
12
L. H.
S
12
Fairfield High
6
L. H.
s
23
Glasgow High
5
L. H.
s
18
Fairfield High
8
L. H.
s
11
Fishersville High
5
L H.
s
8
“Neversweats”
6
L. Id.
vS
7
Buena Vista High
15
L. H.
s
17
Brownsburg High
7
THE 1926 SEASON
After being forced to cancel two games, Lexington High journeyed to Green-
ville for the first engagement of the season. The game was closer than the score
indicates, but as the hitting of Greenville was too much, the Red and Blue came
out on the short end of an 1 1 to 2 score.
Natural Bridge's trained group of “fence busters" came to Lexington on
April 7, only to stand and watch the Lexington boys hammer the ball to all corners
of “the goat-ranch.” When the clouds blew over and the dust settled, the score-
board showed Natural Bridge had been walloped to the tune of 14 to 5.
The Red and Blue next visited Brownsburg. The offerings of Hotigner and
Swope of Brownsburg were knocked to all corners of the lot, while Dillon was
invincible for Lexington.
Not only winning its third straight game, but also taking sweet revenge, Lex-
ington High brought Greenville High to Lexington for a 14 to 9 walloping. The
Lexington pitchers were in rare form, and timely hitting was a feature of the
game.
The Red and Blue next met Natural Bridge in what turned out to be a slug-
fest. Heavy hitting on both sides made the score close throughout, but Lexing-
ton finally emerged the victor, 14 to 12, in nine hectic innings.
The formerly undefeated Fairfield High was easily taken into camp by the
score of 12 to 6. It not only marked Fairfield’s first defeat of the season, but
also the fifth consecutive victory for Lexington.
Glasgow next went down to a 23 to 5 defeat at the hands of the strong Red
and Blue nine.
In a return game Lexington went to Fairfield to wallop the high school there
to the song of 18 to 8. Timely hitting on Lexington’s part cost Fairfield the game.
The Red and Blue revenged its basketball defeats by Fishersville when it
forced its opponents to bite the dust. The excellent pitching of Wine for Fishers-
ville necessarily made the score close, but the home team’s base running gave them
a 11 to 5 victory.
Next, Lexington High played a return game with Fishersville, and were vic-
tors by a 13 to 4 score. The whole team played ball in big league fashion; T.
Radford pitched a winning game. The contest was featured, when Foltz laid
down a beautiful bunt, on a hit and run play, scoring Childress and Campbell.
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Miss Duncan : “What is the quickest way to produce sawdust ?”
Jim Polk: “Why — er — er.”
Miss Duncan : “Come ! Come ! Use your head !”
L. II. S. Track Record
(Held by the Faculty)
6 mile run — Miss Duncan — One week (Started Saturday and rested Sunday and
Monday).
8 lb. shot put — Mr. Waddell — 9 in. (Threw 11 inches first try, but stepped over).
Pole Vault — Mrs. Tardy — 2 ft. (Could have gone higher, hut the pole broke).
100 yd. dash — Mrs. Irby — 111 minutes — (Weakened at the last).
High Hurdles — Miss Adair — half an hour — (Crawled under 2).
Broad Jump — Miss Richesoti — 35 ft. — (Judged her own event).
The faculty relay team hasn’t lost a race this year. (All of them were can-
celed.)
“I hear that Sue keeps a diary of all her quarrels with Charles.”
“Oh, I see, sort of scrap book.”
Hickory,
dickory,
dock !
Frank set up the clock;
The clock struck two and out we flew
Hickory,
dickory,
dock !
I Gather
Mother uses cold cream ;
Father uses lather.
My girl uses powder —
At least that’s what I gather.
With Apoeogies to Whittier
Blessings on thee little dame —
Bare-headed dame with knees the same.
With thy red lips — reddened more
By lipsticks gotten from a store.
With thv make-up on thy face
And thy shingles jaunty grace,
From my heart, I wish thee joy —
But. I’m glad I am a boy.
- — Selected.
Clerk: “Perhaps, I can help you make a selection. Now here’s a sweet little
sentiment. ‘To the Only Girl I Ever Loved.’ ”
Pullen: “I ’ll take a dozen.”
Mildred: “What makes you think Jack doesn’t like you?”
Mary Moore: “He told me he thought there was a fool in every family.”
“Well, what of it?”
“I’d just finished telling him that I was an only child.”
“Mama, did the missionary sav that the savages didn’t wear any clothes?”
“Yes, Freddy.”
“Then why did Papa put a button in the missionary box?”
Shakespeare said :
“Who steals my purse steals trash.”
I will add :
Who steals my wife’s purse steals:
Four hairpins of assorted, shapes.
One pocket mirror.
One small bottle of cologne.
Two stubs to last night’s show.
Two tooth picks.
One much used powder puff.
Three torn hair nets.
A pack of “Camels.”
One lip stick.
A slip of card hoard with weight on one fide and fortune on the other.
And $2.04 (nickles, dimes, pennies, etc.).
The Market Boy’s Lovalogue
“My Sweet Potato: Do you carrot all for me? My heart beets for you.
You are the apple of my eye. If we cantaloupe, lettuce marry. We will be a
happy pear.”
Ed.: “I’m going to kiss you.”
(No answer)
Ed. (louder) : “I’M GOING TO KISS YOU.”
(No answer)
Ed.: “Say, are you deaf?”
Marie: “No, hut you’re dumb.”
Mr. Jones was taking little Mary for a walk. Exasperated by her pranks
(she had been doing everything she could to worry him), he said:
“Mary, if you don’t behave, I’ll lock you up in that chicken coop.”
“Lock me up, then, but I won't lay no eggs.”
My Mistake
I sat in my desk at half-past two,
I felt my dinner call.
I did not know the reason why,
Rut I couldn’t go at all.
I decided I’d hum a familiar tune,
And as one popped into mv “dome,”
I started out and this I sang :
“Show Me the Way to Go Home.”
Now I am in for the rest of the year — -
I did nothing out of the way.
But I’m convinced that I shouldn’t have sung
The song I sang that day.
A. J„ ’27
Doctor : “Why are you in such a hurry to have me cure your cold ?”
Pat : “Because I’ve lost my handkerchief.”
Sam: “Has anyone ever kissed you before?”
Jane: “Well — yes.”
Sam: “Is he too big for me to beat?”
Jane: “Not too big, perhaps, but I think he might he too many.”
Young John, Jr., was at the zoo. He stood looking at a stork for sometime.
The bird returned his gaze. Finally Johnny broke out :
“Mother, I really believe he’s trying to remember me.”
“Can and Wile”
“Can and Will are cousins
Who never trust to luck ;
Will is the son of Energy
Can is the son of Pluck,
Can't and Won’t are cousins, too,
Always out of work ;
Won’t is the son of Never Try,
And Can’t is the son of Shirk.”
— Anonymous
The liberty bell is — the bell at the end of the history period.
Miss D. : “How much time do you put on your history?”
Charlie Dillon: “About an hour, railroad time.”
Miss D. : “What do you mean?”
Charlie: “Counting stops and delays.”
Merry
Tho Wrorlr Un
Enjoy
Christmas!
i lie WIclK ' nU
Aunt Hepzibah
Vol. 99 44/100 (Pure) Published Spasmodically by Miss Richeson No. 333 1 3
DR. HILARIOUS VOICES MODERN
SENTIMENTS
On Tuesday, 18 of Juvember, Dr.
Nebuchadnezzer Booker Washington
Caesar Napoleon Hilarius, Ph.D.D.F.
— in fact the rest of the letters in the
alphabet — delivered an inspiring ad-
dress to the school assembly. He spoke
with prolonged gusto on “How to Stop
the Holes and Why,” hut in concluding
switched to “The Call of the Riled.”
For nearly seven and one-half min-
utes, he held his audience spellbound —
the pupils remaining so quiet that one
could almost have heard Mr. Waddell
clearing his throat. The speaker’s elo-
quence made such an impression upon
his hearers that Tammv Corse could he
heard thinking for practically five min-
utes, and “Tater” didn’t eat hut three
sandwiches and two shakes at recess.
In concluding his speech, Dr. Hilarius
uttered the following stirring words :
“I crave action! Action! Nothing
hut action! I’m not one of these
‘Mama’s Little Babies.’ I’ve always
wanted a Rolls-Royce, a girl, plenty of
money, and a pair of plus-four knick-
ers— the kind that make a man look as
if he had his feet stuck in two feet of
mud. Thus appareled, w’nat wouldn't I
do ! I’d make the little gold-diggers
think that Santa Claus had really come
ri the form of a ‘Butter and Egg Man.’
I’m willing to bet my month’s savings
to a doughnut that you think that I’m
one of those loud ‘cheap skates’ that
are called ‘Drug-store Cowbovs,’ hut
I’m not. No!”
Horner Mateer, a lazy young farmer
of Lexington, just received $1,000,000
for his invention of a combination
sower, reaper, dishwasher, radio, plow,
threshing machine, sawmill, hay rake,
and still.
CORSE TAMMAS INJURED BY
RUSTY CAP PISTOL; FELON
TO SWING
(Special to the Wreck-Ho)
Lexington, June 13. Corse Tammas,
well-known celebrity, was injured in a
robbery attempt last night by Ryde
Cladford, suspected member of the
Junior Chalk Flingers Ring. Tammas,
driving one of his Milly Snights, was
hastening to a date with Miss Mortha
Mare, a popular leader in social life
here. Due to the unswerving snoopery
of our reporter, “Pathe” Smith ( Sees
all; hears all; knows all) the following-
story was obtained direct from Corse
Tammas’ blue lips;
“I was held up by a mysterious-look-
ing man who wore a pair of overalls
and a mask. As I did not want to be
late for my date or to spoil my new
‘bell bottoms,’ I stepped on the gas,
but Ryde Cladford. with his long, lanky
legs soon oi^ertook me. He pulled out
a cap pistol and ordered me to hold up
mv hands, or show him how high I
could reach. I refused bravely. Clad-
ford reached for his cap pistol; I ground
my teeth bravely ; a shot was heard ;
luckily no one was hurt. Quickly the
desperado pushed another cap into the
pistol and again ordered me to ‘put
’em up.’ I refused. Then Ryde Clad-
ford in a cold-blooded manner shot to
kill, meanwhile fleecing me of two (2)
cents. Again, I ground my teeth
bravely. I gasped — ‘you mean thing !
I — love — her — Dulce et — deco-
rum est — pro amore — mori.’ ”
Ryde Cladford was found today,
asleep on a bench in the Shenandoah
National Park. He was suspected, and
after a few questions, pleaded guilty.
I le is to be hanged Tuesday morning be-
tween the setting of the sun and the
rising of the moon.
EDITORIAL STAFF
The Seven Sleepers
Wynken, Blynken, and Nod
Note: All business should be sent to the
assistant bus. manager; all free passes and
money to the bus. manager.
For eight consecutive months there
has been a continuous howl about the
small number of spectators at the L. H.
S. hall games. To remedy this dis-
graceful state of affairs, we would sug-
gest the following plan ;
Before each game the respective
classes shall elect by secret ballot, brib-
ery, or fistic combat representatives to
send to the game. This election shall
take place at least a week before the
event in order that the delegate may
prepare for the occasion. At first,
doubtless, the novelty of having as
many as four spectators would demoral-
ize the players. However, the local
contestants may be fooled into think-
ing that the goat ranch is peopled with
peaceful bovines, due to the unusually
enthusiastic cheering.
SCHOOL NOTES
Wilson Shaner attended the Apple
Blossom Festival at Winchester, Vir-
ginia, but felt that his trip was in vain,
since he found no apples to eat.
* * *
Sam Dunlap recently left Lexington
with Spark’s Circus ; he had been of-
fered the position of head clown.
* * *
A tremendous hit in the literary
world, entitled "Why Girls Stay at
Home,” has been written by Miss Marie
Donald, an enterprising authoress, who
has been called bv discriminating liter-
ary critics the “second Elinor Glyn.”
* * *
Owing to some delay in receiving-
bids, Newton Academy probably will
not be ready for use until next May.
* * *
Charles Dillon, who has been scout-
ing for the L. H. S. baseball team, re-
turned from Buena Vista yesterday.
AUNT HEPZIBAH’S LETTER BOX
Ask Advice of Aunt Hepzibah
Dear Aunt Hepzibah,
I have always been very frail and
thin. I am five-feet, ten inches tall, and
only weigh 100 pounds. Can you ad-
vise me as to how I can gain in weight,
or refer me to someone who can?
How Cannie.
Answer — Go to Ada B. Straub or to
the Mutt and Jeff Beauty Parlor.
* * *
Dear Aunt Hepzibah,
Who was Waterloo?
I. Dunno.
Answer — A wash-woman.
ifC
Dear Aunt Heppy,
I have often heard and read of the
wonderful advice you have given peo-
ple, so now that 1 need advice, I am
asking it from you.
I am a married man of thirty-nine
years of age, and 1 have a wife and ten
children. 1 just got fired from a fine
position, paying thirty dollars a week.
Now I am looking for a job. I am
quite willing to work and would make
an excellent typist as I write long-hand
or shorthand, with either hand. I hold
two world records for speed in type-
writing. I will work for twenty dol-
lars a week, and if the office I work in,
is annexing another building to it I
would be pleased to work on it in any
spare time, free gratis. My wife can
also clean up around the office and do
any off jobs for nothing. My ten chil-
dren would also act as office boys with-
out extra charge. If you can find me
a good job, I will give you half my
salarv.
Hank Cliff.
Dear Hank,
I know of just the place for you to
go, and the work will be much lighter.
The building is situated in one of our
pretty towns, Staunton. You get your
lodging and board in the same build-
ing. The name of the firm is the
Staunton Insane Asylum.
ADS-'As They Will Appear in 1950
PI
THE PI THAT COUNTS
Waddell's Bakery
L. H. S. BUILDING
Notice: Professor Waddell will give
lessons in pi-making every day from
9:50-10:40, continuously. Wells and >
Hart Cook Book provided.
PROFESSOR CHARLES DILLON l
Will Speak Here in the High
School Auditorium
Wednesday Evening, May 5
I
I
SUBJECT
“WHAT PRICE LOVE?”
COME ONE COME ALL
8 O’Clock Admission 2 Pins
EVERYONE NEEDS
School Spirit
GET YOURS BEFORE IT IS
TOO LATE
F. CAMPBELL
LEARN HOW TO PRETEND
TO BE STUDYING
— By Correspondence —
THE CHILDRESS
CORRESPONDENCE
SCHOOL
Rates Reasonable
Mail Coupon Immediately
ADS"As They Will Appear in 1950
PICKLES
HERE
Ruble’s Pickle Store
Thursday, Friday, Saturday
May 5, 6, 7
NEW THEATRE
PICKLES
Sam Dunlap in His Latest Scream
Sour and Sweet
“HOUND OF HARTFORD”
Learn to Argue
Use the Hill Method
for
Reducing
A Figure, Even Your Math Instructor
Will Admire, Discovered by
Convincingly
PROF. WILLIAM (BILLY) HILL
Pugilist, Grappler, Grid Star
MATEER’S
TESTIMONIALS:
Lear Mr. Hill:
I am deeply indebted to you for your
assistance to me. Four (4) years ago I
was much over-weight and felt very un-
comfortable, not being able to take part
LAW SCHOOL
in athletics. Now I am in fine shape,
thanks to your wonderful formula. I
am an invaluable player on the famous
L. H. S. baseball nine and am winning
my laurels very easily.
Your devoted and everlasting friend,
Clyde Radford.
Send Coupon Enclosing $2.00 at Once
HIGH SCHOOL HEADQUARTERS
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41 Sandwiches
41 Candy
4! School Supplies
41 Athletic Goods
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“DOC” RADFORD: “Why do they call you Bill?”
BILLIE ENGLEMAN: “Because I came on the first of the month.”
HARLOW’S
Toys^
Let Us Start Your Beard
PRINT SHOP
Qirls ^
Let Us Shingle Your Head
NO. 8 JEFFERSON
LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA
JACKSON’S
BARBER SHOP
hr the Test Trinting
of Every Kind.
OPPOSITE
NEW LYRIC THEATRE
SPECIAL: I-P Loose Leaf
Student’s Note Book for
Service at all times
Sheets 8xl0!4 30c; fillers 10c.
— except when Shop is closed
GRAHAM
Rockbridge
CT FATHER
Motor Co.
t
HATS, SHOES
CT HOSIERY
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dodge
HUDSON
ESSEX
Outfitters
tyrom Lad to 'Dad
PHOTOGRAPHER: “Do you want a large or small picture?”
MILDRED: “Small, please.”
PHOTOGRAPHER: “Then, close your mouth.”
Myers Hardware Co., Inc.
Headquarters for Qood Hardware
LEXINGTON, VIRGINIA
Tike Power of Printing
WITH the invention, by Johann Gutenberg, in 1450 of printing from mova-
ble type, a new fear was instilled into the hearts and minds of persons
who were in power. This was the fear of the printed word.
POTENTATES and statesmen knew
and often had been hurt by the
power of the spoken word. They were
quick to sense the fa8t that new and
“dangerous” doctrines would thrive
mightily on this new invention of print-
ing. So they virtually inaugurated the
edi8t: “Thou shalt not print — at least
without our permission.”
In 1671 Governor Berkeley of Vir-
ginia expressed his thanks that “We
have no free schools or printing — God
keep us from both.” When Lord Effing-
ham was appointed Governor of Vir-
ginia in 1683, he received orders to “Al-
low no person to use a printing press
whatsoever.” A sheet called “Publick
Utterances” was started in Boston in
1689 and was merely a recital of things
that had recently happened. It was
suppressed immediately after the first
issue appeared, the authorities claiming
that newspapers would “meddle with
high matters.”
It was not until 1704 that the public
press was operated in Boston, and not
until 1734 that William Parks began the
publication of the “Gazette,” Virginia’s
first newspaper. After the Revolution,
the founders of our Republic formally
stated that you and I might tell our
stories on paper without interference.
THE MICHIE CO. of Charlottesville, Va., operates a complete printing plant
for just this purpose, and they would be delighted to confer with you.